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Woman Pays $20,000 For Three Breasts Boob Job, Family Disowns Her
Historically, when it comes to boobs, two have always sufficed but not for wannabe TV star Jasmine Tridevil who just spent $20,000 on surgery to get a third breast built between her two natural ones....
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Teenage Girl Whose BJ Selfie Went Viral Is Loving The Attention
On Monday night, a girl named Ally Lyons uploaded a NSFW photo of herself giving a blowjob with 4 dudes watching to Instagram and captioned it “It’s milk guys I promise”. The photo got passed around...
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Guess Who’s Hooking Up With Jennifer Lawrence AKA The Fappening VIP?
Turns out there’s at least one guy out there who doesn’t need to check out Jennifer Lawrence’s nude photo leaks because he’s banging her in real life. Guess who? This newly-divorced motherfucker: Chris...
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Drake Got An Emoji Tattoo
Drake obviously agrees with us that the Prayer Hands emoji is one of the top 5 greatest emojis on the scene right now, because he just went and got it tattooed on his arm: I give up on life “@mashable:...
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Hugh Jackman’s Wife Is PISSED That People Keep Saying She’s Lucky For...
If you thought super jacked Hollywood A-lister Hugh Jackman would be married to either a) a hot female co-star or b) a 10/10 supermodel you’d be wrong. Meet Mrs. Hugh Jackman AKA 58 year old...
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Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis’s Baby Girl Has Been Born – What A Day!
It’s happened. It’s really happened! You knew it was going to be a joyous day when these two lovebirds brought their baby girl into the world and now finally that day has come. No mention of the baby’s...
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Prince Did A Facebook Q&A And Only Answered 1 Out Of 4000 Questions
Last time we saw Prince he was looking slick as fuck at the French Open and looking every inch the kinda guy who would only answer one question out of four thousand during a Facebook Q&A. The lucky...
View ArticleWar Machine Just Wrote A Really Crap Poem To Christy Mack On Twitter
War Machine is BACK on Twitter. You know, the MMA fighter who beat his porn star ex-girlfriend black and blue last month, then went on some next rant about the oppression of men when people didn’t...
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404 Found: 10 Of The Internet’s Best Error Pages
10 of the most unique and creative 404 Page Not Found errors online right now. Click on the bold text to visit the pages for yourself. 10. Sad Server Ggoes into existential meltdown over not finding...
View ArticleUKIP Release ‘Calypso Song’
Mike Reid the former Radio 1 DJ has released a disgustingly distasteful ‘Calypso’ song in favour of the party we love to hate UKIP. If you thought the UKIP voter that called into LBC radio was...
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A Bunch Of Horny Redditors Jerked To A Dude’s Butt Because They Thought It...
Sorry to disappoint, but that is a photo of a pair of underwear wedged up a man’s butt crack. For one very brief, fucked up night however, a bunch of Reddit users thought they were looking at a hot...
View Article13-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Was Even More Insufferable Than Current Kim...
I hate to say this about a 13-year-old girl who at the end of the day doesn’t know any better, but what an insufferable little cunt (for lack of a better word). It’s watching clips like this that makes...
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Britain First Style ‘Proud To Be British’ Hoodie Shows How Stupid Britain...
Once again the British right-wing have shown us just how facking stupid they really are. I’m sure you’ve realised lately for some strange reason a whole ‘Britain First’ campaign has really been gaining...
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Kim Kardashian Bleached Her Eyebrows, Looks Like A Fucking Idiot
More reasons to hate Kim Kardashian? Yes please. This time she’s grossed everyone out by showing up to some celebrity event with this shocking bleached eyebrows look. She looks even more of a dumb ass...
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Homeless Charity Shelter Reject Donation From Banter-Bellend Dapper Laughs
The shit-faced-misogynistic-faux-cockney-cunt Dapper Laughs has been publicly humiliated after homeless charity Shelter have rejected his donation. If there’s any of you lucky enough not to know who...
View ArticleSexual Abuse And YouTube – When Will It End?
Unless you’re a teenage girl or somebody who spends far too much time watching sub-par videos fronted by quirky losers on the Internet, this awful array of smug mugs probably means nothing to you. At...
View ArticleRussell Brand Takes It On The Chin With Parklife Parody
If you’re like me, you’ve been slightly perplexed by Russell Brand’s sudden conversion from popular comedian to revolutionary politico. Although I’ve always found Brand to be a good laugh and...
View ArticleUni Students Order Their Friend A Stripper For His 19th Birthday – Night Ends...
Here’s the story as told by Redditor ABrooksBrother: It started out like any other Saturday, but today was Mike’s 19th birthday and I wanted to do something nice for him. It was three in the afternoon...
View ArticleThis Girl Received The Most Pathetic Break-Up Text Of All Time
Breaking up by text is bad enough, but get a load of the text this penis actually wrote after 7 weeks of dating his (now ex) girlfriend: My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after...
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Robert Pattinson Just Changed The Game With This Incredible New Haircut
Most people are going to hate on Robert Pattinson’s weird new haircut, but are those people just hating because they didn’t come up with it first? Here it is from the front: And from the back:...
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